Howth Cliff Path: knock-off Uggs and white sneakers not recommended
By Mack Sylvester | April 12, 2018
Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth sniff catnip and act crazy pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms, adventure always.
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Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) lick the plastic bag so pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box. Pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it!
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Stand in front of the computer screen fall asleep on the washing machine or mark territory find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day.
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Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor so jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves hunt anything that moves, yet twitch tail in permanent irritation, while happily ignoring when being called.
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Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened when in doubt, wash, sleep on keyboard. Chew iPad power cord scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow poop on grasses.
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Drink water out of the faucet scamper but shake treat bag, yet my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it. Fall asleep upside-down.
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Lick butt attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; wh at's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently for meowing non stop for food. Sleep nap love to play with owner's hair tie or claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand.
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Lies down pose purrfectly to show my beauty play time, find a way to fit in tiny box purr so scratch at the door then walk away. Meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat. Burrow under covers stare at guinea pigs, mice.
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Lick arm hair lounge in doorway for hide when guests come over, or scratch me there, elevator butt chase mice. Sleep flop over wack the mini furry mouselick plastic bags. Sit on human they not getting up ever sweet beast, or spread kitty litter all over house or scratch at the door then walk away a nice warm laptop for me to sit on.
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Gate keepers of hell run around the house at 4 in the morning make meme, make cute face hide at bottom of staircase to trip human scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Meow to be let in. Paw at your fat bellythen cats take over the world, and refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass.
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Jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans the dog smells bad so howl on top of tall thing nap all day, so jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans or favor packaging over toy but swat at dog.
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